Jacksonville 20-1: Maybe the Jaguars should of taken advantage of their luck when they had the chance.

Tampa Bay 20-1: What’s better entertainment? A happy Gruden or a pained Gruden? Sometimes it’s difficult to tell.

New Orleans 22-1: Hope Jim Haslett’s lease ends in January.

Arizona 25-1: If Kurt Warner fails again, the Hyvee won’t even take him back.

Baltimore 25-1: If Billick’s offense stalls again, the genius tag will be buried in the national fraud cemetery, right next to Eugene Robinson’s class act trophy.

Houston 25-1: Beware of the boring.

Buffalo 30-1: Can’t blame it on Bledsoe anymore.

Detroit 35-1: Jeff Garcia just waiting for a Joey Harrington mistake. Opening day is Sept. 11.

New York Giants 35-1: Somebody needs to set the players’ watches a few minutes fast this year.

Tennessee 35-1: Nashville police may work overtime at games. Just to keep an eye on Pac Man Jones.

Oakland 40-1: Just Moon baby. Raiders will be fun but dysfunctional. The Osbornes without the accent.

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Cleveland 50-1: Hope Romeo keeps his rings handy. Reminiscing is all he’s going to have for a while.

Chicago 50-1: Is it really that Lovie in Chicago?

Washington 60-1: Deconstructing Joe Gibbs, Part Deuce.

San Francisco 70-1: Nolan should be able to wear a suit. After all, he’ll be going to his own funeral about 14 Sundays this year.

Miami 75-1: Nick Saban has a better chance of being voted Mr. Smile Florida than winning Super Bowl.

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