Bill Williamson

Odds are Randy Moss will shake his rump in Denver someday just as he did in Green Bay. Odds are the weird chapter of Ricky Williams’ career still has a few unwritten pages. Odds are Terrell Owens may have a few more words of disdain.

Odds are the NFL is going to be another wild ride. Odds are the following odds are way of base. The following is the odds of every NFL team winning the Super Bowl as they head to training camp:

New England 2-1: Maybe Belichick will just hug himself after the next Super Bowl win.

Indianapolis 4-1: Colts hate Patriots more than Jen hates Angelina.

Atlanta 6-1: If the Falcons win, Arthur Blanks presence on the sideline is feel good. If not, it’s a little Al Davisesque.

Pittsburgh 8-1: The Steelers’ best chance will be to blow home-field advantage.

Carolina 8-1: Hey Panthers, some advice: Don’t start 1-7 again.

NFL 2007 Team-by-team reports, predictions

Minnesota 9-1: Vikings have to make the Super Bowl. Tice can’t get tickets any other way.

New York Jets 10-1: Plenty of Doug Brien bobbleheads still available.

Philadelphia 12-1: The team has more heartache awaiting than a double onion cheesesteak.

San Diego 15-1: This year, Chargers will sneak up on the league like Star Jones at the buffet.

Seattle 15-1: Seahawks will strip Holmgren of his moustache if they fail to win this season.

Denver 16-1: If the Broncos fail, Plummer may have to get his bird-flipping finger ready.

Green Bay 18-1: Packers defense has a better chance of pitching a shutout than Brett Favre hiring Drew Rosenhaus.

St. Louis 18-1: Mike Martz promises to be more conservative. So does Courtney Love.

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Dallas: 20-1: Big Tuna already thinking of unique ways of saying "embarrassing."

Kansas City 20-1: Likely Vermeil’s final year. The whole season could be a teary-eyed Oscar speech.

Cincinnati 20-1: It’s time for Chad Johnson to show he’s more than T.O. Lite.