Should you buy a used confession from this man?
The short answer: Not all of it.
Floyd Landis’ decision to come clean about his own drug use — and throw dirt on Lance Armstrong and others in the bargain — sounds like something boxing promoter Bob Arum once famously said trying to set the record straight: “I’m telling the truth today. I was lying to you yesterday.”
Landis now admits he rode dirty. Every day for the last four years, he swore he was clean.
Nobody likes a rat, especially one whose motives and timing are this suspicious. Despite writing a book titled “Positively False” to protest his innocence and raising nearly $1 million from well-intentioned suckers to mount a defense, Landis is now desperate, largely discredited, mostly out of work, and running out of things to sell. So if nothing else, expect to see a sequel titled: “Maybe True.”
Landis said he came forward because he was tired of living a lie. He said the only way to prove he isn’t lying now is to provide all the details about his use of performance-enhancing drugs, no matter who gets hurt in the telling.
Then again, Landis said many of the same things while he was still living the lie. And back then, he stood idly by after his manager tried to blackmail former Tour de France champion Greg LeMond — who had confided his history as an abused child to Landis — into testifying favorably on Landis’ behalf.
All this proves is that he’s good at throwing heat.
Not so much.
Anyone who listened to Landis’ varied and occasionally hilarious explanations for his positive test should have known better. Yet a few things he’s detailed jibe with what we already believe about cyclists and doping — that anyone from the guy at the back of the peleton to several former champions could very well be juicing.
But he also knows the only one most people outside the sport care about is Armstrong. Without his name in the mix, Landis’ revelations would still be languishing somewhere in the sports briefs instead of the headlines. And barring some proof, that’s probably where they will be relegated soon.
Common sense suggests anybody who wins seven titles in the dirtiest sport of all — sorry, baseball — must be dirty. Several former riders on Armstrong’s teams have been caught doping and then there was his long association with Michele Ferrari, an Italian doctor who’s managed to stay out of jail despite several drug-related scrapes back home.
Still, Armstrong never has been busted for a positive test in a sport that catches more cheaters — including the stars — than any other. He was already a world-class triathlete at 15, and that was before cancer and arguably the toughest training regimen undertaken by a human transformed him into something resembling a cyborg.
He also boasted the most money, best team, best support staff (including lawyers), biggest sponsors, state-of-the-art equipment and a pain threshold his oncologist still marveled at years after Armstrong left his care.
In short, Armstrong availed himself of every advantage the rule book allowed, often in triplicate. And whether that was enough only he knows.
But know this, too: You do not want to get into a he-said, he-said with the man.
Armstrong summed up his defense in this case with flawless logic during a hastily arranged news conference at the Tour of California.
“If you said, ‘Give me one word to sum this all up,’ credibility,” Armstrong said. “Floyd lost his credibility a long time ago.”
Maybe not with Armstrong’s detractors. They will see the new details — especially those about the seven-time Tour winner teaching others how to beat the system — as more pieces of a puzzle that has yet to be solved. They keep insisting that with all the smoke surrounding Armstrong, there has to be a fire somewhere.
So here’s a fresh take on the subject, provided by Emory University sports medicine physician R. Amadeus G. Mason:
“A lot of these people have been caught ... and always point the finger at Lance Armstrong. The tough thing is that he’s been subject to the same testing that they have, and they’re telling us that he’s using the same kind of drugs, but he has not been caught.
“There’s a reason for that. To me, that’s saying that either he's using something super that they're not using or he's not using.”
2010 Tour de France