

Getty ImagesBouton recalls telling his parents about all of the characters. Like Joe Pepitone.
"Here comes Pepitone, two days late, in a brand new Pontiac Bonneville," Bouton says of the first baseman, who later would pose frontally nude for Foxy Lady magazine. "It's not something a junior in college would do."
Whenever Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez does something odd these days — whether on the field or in an interview — people say it's just "Manny being Manny." But while some of Ramirez's behavior has been characterized as naïve or carefree, such as keeping a water bottle in his back pocket or disappearing into the Green Monster at Fenway Park during pitching changes, many have found his antics childish and destructive. This came to a head last season, when the Boston Red Sox traded him to Los Angeles after he repeatedly claimed injury and (coincidentally or not) avoided some of baseball's better pitchers.
On the whole, Bouton says, "Manny is more like the guys in my day. He would fit right in. Today, he stands out as bizarre and annoying. In my day, so many were bizarre and annoying, it was hard to stand out. Weirdness is punished today. It is punished, it is disparaged, and it is considered a cancer in the clubhouse. In my day, cancer was a virus and, in terms of guys not fitting in, everybody was sick with it."
In his day, something else was different. Players roomed together. They didn't wear headphones at their lockers.
And that meant ...
"Everybody had a nickname," Bouton says. "It had to do with how they looked or where they were from, or some quirk or mental or physical disability. And there were no agents to guide guys. Today, a ballplayer walks into a clubhouse, even a minor-league clubhouse, and he has an agent and a briefcase. You can't give a guy with a briefcase a nickname, unless he is the only guy with a briefcase. Then he's Briefcase. If a modern player showed up in 1960s, his nickname would probably be Laptop. Today, everybody's got a laptop, so it's not a good nickname anymore."
Bouton says modern nicknames are "logos. They are thought up by a marketing guy. They are not going to call any of today's players No-Neck Williams. It just won't happen. Or a guy with bad complexion Pizzaface."
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Elise Amendola / Associated Press Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd once said the craziest thing he ever did in a game was "shaking everybody's hand in the infield in New York one night" after an out. |
In late January, you could have seen for yourself at the Joe DiMaggio Legends Game in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., where semi-retired characters Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd, Bill "Spaceman" Lee and Al "Mad Hungarian" Hrabosky were among the participants.
Boyd is attempting a comeback at age 49. He was 78-77 from 1982 to 1991, and he once remarked, after a game in Cleveland was suspended due to fog, that the team shouldn't have built its stadium on the ocean.
What made him a character?
"Striking out a guy and pacing around the whole infield after the pitch," Boyd says. "Shaking everybody's hand in the infield in New York one night. That's about the craziest thing I ever did."
He doesn't see much of that anymore.
"The game today is too conservative," Boyd says. "There are a lot of good ballplayers, and the guys are smooth and they play relaxed and everything, but there's not a lot of personality in the game. There's not really any hot-dogging or flamboyance in the game. It comes from your upbringing. If you're not a character in little league, you're not going to be a character in the major leagues. I've always been like that my whole life. It's not something you can teach."
Some do believe that of the modern environmental factors play a part. Many teams, including the Yankees and Florida Marlins, have strict grooming rules, forcing players to shave their beards or cut their hair.
Then there's the money ... and the risk that may come with it.
"Too much money," Lee says. "We actually had to work for a living. These guys don't work for a living. We had second jobs, you know we were kindergarten teachers, I was a locksmith. You know I locked Bob Dylan out of his house. I locked Neil Diamond out of his house. We actually worked for a living. I built houses, I hauled wood, took care of my three brats, changed diapers. Did all that stuff that the modern ballplayer has some nanny from Yucatan (for)."
Williams quips that if the players "literally take a look at what they're making for playing a game, they should be laughing all the time. I don't know if money changes people and makes them act more serious. It didn't for me."
As an intimidating Fu Manchu'd reliever in the 1970s, Hrabosky would turn his back from the batter, rub the ball feverishly as he stormed toward second base, and then stare down the batter before throwing a pitch. He says he did not do this to make a mockery of the game, but simply to get the mental edge he needed stay in the majors. Now a St. Louis Cardinals broadcaster, Hrabosky says that many modern players are afraid to put the focus on themselves — because if they fail, they have nowhere to hide. He also believes that the lucrative salaries "absolutely" caused some players to curtail non-conformist behavior. "But it separated me from other people," Hrabosky says. "So there can be a (positive) money factor there, too."
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Hrabosky, Boyd and Lee all got enough people out to stick around for at least a decade each.
"The guys that do have personality and get into the flow of things and have fun out there, those are the guys the fan love," Boyd says. "You are still going to pay me for getting the job done, so it don't matter how I get it done. If I have some fun doing it, that's what it's about. If you're sure about yourself, don't worry about how anybody else plays the game."
No one today plays it — or talks it — quite like the ex-Boston lefty Lee. He had a 119-90 record, but he was better known for speaking openly about politics and even his marijuana use. Warren Zevon named a song after him. After retirement, he ran unsuccessfully for president on the Canadian Political Rhinoceros Party ticket, and he has written four books. Last summer, at age 61, he pitched six innings in the annual "Midnight Sun" game in Alaska.
He still has a strong BoSox bias, one he cannot hide even at a Joe DiMaggio Legends Game for charity.
"I hate pinstripes," Lee says. "They really make me want to puke. Let's say A-Rod and Jeter fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?"
Which one?
"Who gives a .... "
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