Skip navigation
Site powered by
Latest news:
msnbc.com: Top msnbc.com headlines: 9 die in Kosovo avalanche; child survives

It's time to dunk the current dunk contest

When will the NBA get it right and give fans something special to watch?

Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic weariAFP/Getty Images
Orlando's Dwight Howard wears a Superman cape on his way to winning the slam dunk contest during last season's All-Star festivities.

Not sure why I'm so incensed about All-Star Weekend already, but about this year's dunk contest: This will be the worst since the infamous "wheel of fortune" contest of 2002.

First, I hate the field. Dwight Howard's sticker dunk was classic, and he would've changed history with a 12-foot goal. The Superman "dunk"? The cape was corny, and while Howard indeed defied gravity by getting perpendicular to the hoop, the finish was garbage. I guess it was a crowd-pleaser, but come on, do costumes really count as innovation? The sticker dunk similarly banked on the big man's sheer jumping ability, but with a gimmick that hammered home, rather than obstructing, that natural wonder. Unless you were a judge, of course.

Nate Robinson is a novelty act we're all sick of — I guess Howard is, too, but short dudes with hops are always playing catch-up, while Howard could expand the dimensions of time and space. Rudy Gay is a great finisher, but he's not particularly acrobatic and his elastic limbs seem to complicate whatever higher truth he's aiming for. Joe Alexander is blatant racial pandering, Rudy Fernandez's rep is based on one single dunk over Dwight Howard (and blatant international pandering), and Russell Westbrook's most impressive in traffic.

Oh, and any world in which Gerald Green, inventor of THE BIRTHDAY CAKE, gets snubbed for this motley bunch is not one that values the Dunk Contest as I know it. Green can jump over anyone, has that perfect mix of agility and length to make his flight downright balletic, and comes up with crazy stuff. And he has managed to stick in the league and grow up a little.

But my major beef is with the selection process. I don't know who comes up with the first three, or the fan fave options. I don't think, though, that it's the judges. And given what a miserable track record some have had for recognizing brilliance, seeing past the obvious, or even seeing what the heck was going on, it seems like they should be the ones consulted. Otherwise, it doesn't matter what contestants offer up — there's a chance that the judges will screw it all up, anyway. This is the real NBA controversy, not fixed games or Tim Donaghy. Vince Carter and Kobe Bryant obviously belong up there, but as usual, it's about time Michael Jordan moves on. Let's see some new blood handing out scores, guys more invested in the art of dunking, more up-to-date with what is and isn't possible. Like Jason Richardson, for instance.

Or you can just watch LeBron James, J.R. Smith, and Trevor Ariza on a regular basis. It would take less time and give you more dunk fireworks. Except no BIRTHDAY CAKE.

© 2012 Sporting News

advertisement
More news
Image: Jeremy Lin, Tyson Chandler, Ricky Rubio
AP
Knicks are Lin-vincible

Jeremy Lin hit a free throw with 4.9 seconds left to overcome a dreadful second half and lift the New York Knicks to their fifth straight victory, 100-98, over the Minnesota Timberwolves on Saturday night.

Special feature
Andrew Bynum, Chris Bosh
Free agent class of 2010
A look at the many superstars that will be hitting the free agent market.

NBCSports.com

  ProBasketballTalk tweets

  1. Loading the latest posts…

Source: Twitter. For more, follow @basketballtalk.

Video: NBA from NBC Sports
Lin on on 'Linsanity'
Knicks guard Jeremy Lin discusses the hype surrounding his recent rise in New York.

Slideshow
Washington Wizards v Charlotte Bobcats
  Get your cheer on
Check out some of the dancers from the NBA.

more photos

  Ask the NBA expert: Ira Winderman

Do you have a burning NBA question? Submit it now, and then check back for our reader mailbag.

Special feature
Image: LeBron James
Who will be MVP?
Interactive: Rank each player on a scale of 0 to 10 (10 = best player, 0 = barely worthy of consideration).

NBCSports.com

Slideshow
Image: Blake Griffin
  NBA All-Star starters
A look at the starting lineups for the East and West teams.

more photos