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Chicago's pitiful offense always bailed out by defense — it's a lovely debacle

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Bears receiver Devin Hester is unable to catch a pass in front of Green Bay defenders cornerback Al Harris, center, and Nick Collins. That's hardly a surprise, writes Mike Celizic.
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OPINION
By Mike Celizic
NBCSports.com contributor
updated 2:54 a.m. ET Dec. 23, 2008

Mike Celizic
To say that Monday night’s train wreck of a football game between the Bears and the Packers was painful to watch is on understatement. For most of the three hours that the game consumed, you wanted to gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon rather than watch another Bears’ offensive series.

It was beyond ugly. If somebody had come in your living room at halftime and said you could either watch the rest of the game or spend the next 20 years locked in a room listening to Barry Manilow sing NWA’s greatest hits, you’d have taken the locked room.

It was that bad.

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But as badly as the Bears played on offense, especially in the first half when they stretched the definition of incompetence, they won the game. And in sports, ugly wins count just as much as the pretty variety.

I’m not going to say all was forgiven by virtue of the Bears' one real drive of the game — the one that won it in overtime with a field goal. Some of the things fans were forced to watch will remain with them forever, coming back in frightening flashbacks when least expected.

Still, you have to give the Bears credit. They did the impossible, winning a game they had no business winning and keeping their tenuous playoff hopes alive.

And make no mistake about it. The Bears were going to lose. That was obvious. If the Packers hadn’t all but handed them a touchdown on a turnover in the shadow of their own goal line, the Bears wouldn’t have been in the game at all.

And yet, if you were a fan, you had to watch it, because this game had playoff implications. If the Bears could somehow work a miracle and pull it out, they’d still be in the hunt for the NFC North title and a playoff slot. Like the 62,151 maniacs who sat in arctic cold of Soldier Field watching this exercise in incompetent offense, you had to stick it out to the end, no matter how bitter.

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I don’t know about you, but I spent the endless time waiting for Kyle Orton to generate two consecutive first downs thinking of all the reasons the world would be a better place if the Bears lost and failed to make the playoffs. The biggest reason was that it would ensure that the Vikings would represent the NFC North. At least then we’d get to see Adrian Peterson, the game's best running back, for at least one January afternoon.

The Bears totaled 48 yards and two first downs in the first half. And they call that an offense.

But the Bears tied the game in the fourth quarter. They blocked what should have been the winning field-goal attempt by the Packers. And then they won it with a field goal on the opening drive of the extra period.

They won it because no matter what new depths their offense sinks to, their defense remains one of the best. It’s not good enough to win them a Super Bowl, but if it gets them in the playoffs, it will be one of the more remarkable feats in NFL history.

It is a credit to the determination of the Bears and their coaches that they can still be in the hunt for a playoff spot. But it is also an indictment of the organization that no one seriously thinks they can make significant noise in the postseason.


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